Welcome to the S.D.F.
“Congratulations trainee! You’ve been chosen to become an official member of the S.D.F. – Japan’s elite special forces team trained specifically to combat any and all would-be invaders, attackers, terrorists, graffiti artists, and hobos that threaten the safety of Tokyo and her citizens.
You are our last and only line of defense against the horrible beings in the universe. Good luck and try not to sweat too much. We don’t have that many towels."